Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts

Friday, May 02, 2008

Reasons never to work with the public

Overheard in Starbucks, Hunter's Square:

American Woman: "Do you take British Pounds?"

Barrista: "Errr, yes?"

(pause)

B: "Hang on, do you mean British Pounds or Irish Punds?"

(American Woman looks at Barrista as if he is insane)

AW: "English Pounds"

B: "Then, yes. Yes, we do."

(American Woman goes on to order, amongst other things, an expresso...)

B: "So, how long have you been in Edinburgh?"

AW: "Since yesterday."

(American Woman is buying a mug and Barrista is wrapping it)

B: "Where are you staying?"

(American Woman sounds terrified)

AW: "Why do you want to know!?"

B: "Um, just making small talk?”

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Photos? You must be kidding, mate!

Ahahaha! Terrorism! Photos? In public? You must be about to destroy the planet, I'm afraid I'll have to stop you... Best to let the BBC summarize the situation. If you're worried, this might be useful.